Murphy's Law

• Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
  Things get worse under pressure.
• The Murphy Philosophy
  Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
• Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
  Everything goes wrong all at once.
• Murphy's Constant
  Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
• Murphy's Law of Research
  Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
• Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
  Sent by Tony '68
• Addition to Murphy's Laws
  In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.