- Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
- The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
- Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
- Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
- Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
- Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
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- Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.